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dapenguingodfather:

Cereal Killers of Hollywood

3 weeks ago on June 30th | J | 349 notes
3 weeks ago on June 30th | J | 3,255 notes

cvasquez:

Beware the stare. 

3 weeks ago on June 30th | J | 155 notes

iphonevevo:

when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate   

image

4 months ago on March 4th | J | 282,755 notes

drosophilase:

carrot0nesie:

petition to crown Ellen DeGeneres and Neil Patrick Harris king and queen of the United States 

so this has been the gay agenda all along

4 months ago on March 4th | J | 111,910 notes

thefrogman:

Darning Socks by Riy [tumblr]

I have literally done this. Seriously. Ask my friends. I HAVE LITERALLY DONE THIS.

4 months ago on March 4th | J | 226,886 notes
crystalfriedman:

palmist:

yahooentertainment:

When the pizza arrives, Brad Pitt is there to hand out plates

omg this is the only reason i would want to go to the oscars

meryl grabs two slices like a damn boss

crystalfriedman:

palmist:

yahooentertainment:

When the pizza arrives, Brad Pitt is there to hand out plates

omg this is the only reason i would want to go to the oscars

meryl grabs two slices like a damn boss

4 months ago on March 4th | J | 232,704 notes
4 months ago on March 4th | J | 4,392 notes
avotica:

sapphicskylark:

kyttenrage:

aww-tistic:

grrak:

rynvasnormandy:

GUYS YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW WONDERFUL THIS IS 
Parkinson’s is a degenerative disease and while it’s progress can be slowed down, it currently doesn’t have a cure. People suffering from Parkinson’s will experience a gradual loss of coordination and ability to perform even the most basic of every day tasks, including feeding themselves. 
This fucking spoon is HUGEfor them. Look at that gif of the man just trying to eat with the regular spoon and compare it to the liftware device. It’s NOT just a spoon, by the way, it comes with a fork as well, for example. 
I found the website for the project where you can purchase a spoon for someone you know/love and even possibly donate money to help someone out who can’t afford it themselves right: HERE.
At the very least, please spread this for all the people who have Parkinson’s or loved ones with Parkinson’s. 
You’ll help them take part of their life back. 

that’s cool

PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TAKING OUT THE ABOVE INFORMATION AND JUST REBLOGGING THE PICTURE.  IF YOU CAN REBLOG THE PICTURE, YOU CAN REBLOG THE LINK TO ACTUALLY HELP PEOPLE.  THANKS.

Spread this.

Heeyyy, this has gone around a time or two before but let’s get it going again. They’re doing “March Match,” so if you’ve got a few bucks around donate. This is the coolest damned thing.

One of the awesome things about this is you can see with the stabilized spoon part of the gif that he is already chewing on food so it’s not his first mouthful and it doesn’t take 50 million tries to get the food from plate to mouth and that’s just awesome

Guys the actual donation link is here: http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/lift-labs-march-match

avotica:

sapphicskylark:

kyttenrage:

aww-tistic:

grrak:

rynvasnormandy:

GUYS YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW WONDERFUL THIS IS 

Parkinson’s is a degenerative disease and while it’s progress can be slowed down, it currently doesn’t have a cure. People suffering from Parkinson’s will experience a gradual loss of coordination and ability to perform even the most basic of every day tasks, including feeding themselves. 

This fucking spoon is HUGEfor them. Look at that gif of the man just trying to eat with the regular spoon and compare it to the liftware device. It’s NOT just a spoon, by the way, it comes with a fork as well, for example. 

I found the website for the project where you can purchase a spoon for someone you know/love and even possibly donate money to help someone out who can’t afford it themselves right: HERE.

At the very least, please spread this for all the people who have Parkinson’s or loved ones with Parkinson’s. 

You’ll help them take part of their life back. 

that’s cool

PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TAKING OUT THE ABOVE INFORMATION AND JUST REBLOGGING THE PICTURE.  IF YOU CAN REBLOG THE PICTURE, YOU CAN REBLOG THE LINK TO ACTUALLY HELP PEOPLE.  THANKS.

Spread this.

Heeyyy, this has gone around a time or two before but let’s get it going again. They’re doing “March Match,” so if you’ve got a few bucks around donate. This is the coolest damned thing.

One of the awesome things about this is you can see with the stabilized spoon part of the gif that he is already chewing on food so it’s not his first mouthful and it doesn’t take 50 million tries to get the food from plate to mouth and that’s just awesome

Guys the actual donation link is here: http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/lift-labs-march-match

4 months ago on March 4th | J | 509,025 notes
eggplont:

"you were right"

eggplont:

"you were right"

4 months ago on March 4th | J | 295,137 notes
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witch-breed:

the best scene in the history of forever

4 months ago on March 1st | J | 109,514 notes
girltwink:

just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.

girltwink:

just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.

4 months ago on March 1st | J | 154,056 notes

rosalarian:

Feminism is having a wardrobe malfunction.

Does your brand of feminism remove barriers for women, or simply move them around? Does is expand options for women, or does it just shift them? You don’t liberate women by forcing them to choose option B instead of option A. What is comfortable for you might not be comfortable for someone else, and it’s entirely possible that what you see as oppressive, other women find comfortable or even downright liberating.

Before you think the girl in the middle is a strawman, let me tell you I used to be her, back in my misguided youth. I considered myself the standard to which other people should adhere. But that was stupid. It’s not up to me to tell people how to dress, and it’s much nicer to let everyone choose for themselves.

Some women would feel naked without a veil. Some women would find it restrictive. Some women would feel restricted by a bra. Some women would feel naked without one. Some women would feel restricted by a tight corset. Others love them. Some wear lots of clothes with a corset. Some only wear the corset and nothing else. What makes any article of clothing oppressive is someone forcing you to wear it. And it’s just as oppressive to force someone not to wear something that they want to wear.

4 months ago on March 1st | J | 181,142 notes
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pahnem:

vua2:

oh my god

everyone needs to see this video at least once in their life

4 months ago on March 1st | J | 595,328 notes
setbabiesonfire:

tom-as-i-know:

What?!

That’s just fucked up.

setbabiesonfire:

tom-as-i-know:

What?!

That’s just fucked up.

4 months ago on March 1st | J | 118,641 notes